BURN ALL THE LINCOLNS!

"itschrome" (itschrome)
03/16/2015 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

We don't need no Lincolns, Let the mother fuckers burn!

DISCUSSION (62)

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 13:58

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:00

Kinja'd!!!

MonkeePuzzle > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/16/2015 at 14:02

slowest

gif

ever

WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS!!!?!??

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle
03/16/2015 at 14:03

Because it rules, that's why.

itschrome > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
03/16/2015 at 14:03

But I brought edible arrangements!

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/16/2015 at 14:04

hahaha.

MonkeePuzzle > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/16/2015 at 14:05

I honestly LOL'd when the punchline hit

JR1 > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:07

Kinja'd!!!

I believe your Oppo card was just revoked by the man himself.

itschrome > JR1
03/16/2015 at 14:09

No, No, he's just holding a a cease and desist order for ford to stop using his name on rubbish!

Your boy, BJR > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:10

Lincolns are for cab drivers.

Caddies are for real gangsters

itschrome > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 14:12

Amen!

JR1 > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:13

Kinja'd!!!

A Lincoln helped save a presidents life. I highly doubt Honest Abe wants to see his good name go by the wayside

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 14:13

Tony Soprano, Chris Moltisanti, Silvio Dante, and Paulie Walnuts drove Cadillacs. Phil Leotardo had a Lincoln. Need I say more?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:16

No.

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > JR1
03/16/2015 at 14:18

Kinja'd!!!

Also

Kinja'd!!!

The "Beast" says come at me bro!

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 14:19

Tony Soprano, Chris Moltisanti, Silvio Dante, and Paulie Walnuts all drove advertisements in a hit show for a car company. Phil Leotardo was an unfortunate victim to a suppressive and homicidal family RIP

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:21

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/16/2015 at 14:22

Kinja'd!!!

he's coming for you!!!

JR1 > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:23

Kinja'd!!!

Overweight pig and an unfortunate oversight made by the people who bought the car

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:24

Bring it on.

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/16/2015 at 14:26

Didn't that car burn to the ground?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:26

No, it exploded.

Steve in Manhattan > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:27

I don't know about anyone else, but where I live, Lincolns are one of the primary forms of transportation.

itschrome > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/16/2015 at 14:28

kind of the same, no? muahahahahaha

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 14:29

Not at all.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 15:30

1) since when does HBO resort to product placement to pay the bills,

2) Phil Leotardo also committed a hate crime in the show (having his men beat Vito Spatafore to death and shove a plunger up his ass for being gay) dispite it not being sanctioned.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 15:31

I blame Europe. Same thing would have happened to a town car and you know it.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 15:32

They killed Kennedy and saved Regan. Yay Lincoln?

VonBelmont > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 15:41

The Town Car worked wonderfully as a chauffeured car, because who needs handling when you're in the backseat? But as a personal car, meh.

VonBelmont > JR1
03/16/2015 at 15:43

I thought they drove Town Cars because they're quite popular with IRL Mafiosos for their anonymity and, ahem, "storage capacity".

VonBelmont > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 15:46

/struggles with whether or not to make a Super Mario Bros. reference

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 16:59

Kinja'd!!!

Junior disagrees....

Your boy, BJR > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
03/16/2015 at 17:05

we'll chalk this one up to his dementia.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 17:08

Kinja'd!!!

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > itschrome
03/16/2015 at 17:36

Kinja'd!!!

Now if they could only make something as good again......

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 17:53

Explain John Gotti watching the hit on Castellano from his Town Car then? Maybe that's a wash as Castellano was in a Town Car as well....

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:01

1) Greed knows no bounds

2) I didn't say the guy was an angel

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:02

Lies a town car is too short

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:04

Regan was an upstanding American and one of the greatest presidents.

Kennedy almost led the country into a nuclear war by placing missiles in Turkey and threatening the sovereignty of Cuba.

JR1 > VonBelmont
03/16/2015 at 18:05

According to Doctor Ben they drove Cadillacs. But he is a little odd so I wouldn't trust him

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:10

I agree with you on Kennedy. Homeboy is one of the most over romanticized and overhyped presidents of all time. Dude drunk drove the country with his dick.

HOWEVER-

Reagan is no better. From Star Wars to setting back mental health treatment about 20 years. Reagan in no way deserves all the love he gets.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:10

I'd rather be stuck than give up legroom.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:13

If you think there is a Lincoln that lakes legroom you may need to get your head checked.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:14

I genuinely laughed at #2

I'll give you that one.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:16

Reagan was no saint but he did more for the country that a lot of the presidents in the 2nd half of the 20th century. What we really need though is another Jefferson or Washington.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:31

2004 Town Car v 2004 DeVille

INTERIOR VOLUME: 113 cu.ft vs 134.4 cu.ft: Lincoln (0) Cadillac (1)

REAR LEG ROOM: 41.1 inches vs 43.4 inches: Lincoln (0) Cadillac (2)

REAR HEAD ROOM: 37.6 inches vs 38.4 inches Lincoln (0) Cadillac (3)

Need I go on or do you get the point?

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 18:46

I still would not say it is lacking. Also the 1958/1960 Lincoln still hold the record for most shoulder room of any car. Ever. Therefore Lincoln interiors are as big as Texas

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:50

nah we need another Abe Lincoln or FDR. SOMEONE to get us outta this 21st century slump.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:52

that is an absurdly specific record.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 18:54

I am also from NJ and both know and have connected people in my family. Shit my Uncle Ronnie was a made man in the DeCavalcante family. Had a caddy almost EXACTLY like mine when he passed away.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 19:16

That my dear friend is an absurdly enormous car.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
03/16/2015 at 19:17

What kind of Caddy do you have again? I seem to have forgotten

Your boy, BJR > JR1
03/16/2015 at 20:35

2004 DeVille with the E&G Classics talisman package (top, gold badging/hood ornament, chrome fender arches)